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John McCain: Dazed and Confused

posted by NetRunner

5 months ago • 2187 views

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McCain used to be sharp, now he's just too old and is losing it.

written by CaveBear

| 5 months ago | CH

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In one ear and out the other. I just feel sorry for the guy when I watch this video.

written by Schattdaddy

| 5 months ago | CH

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Poor Bush was never to good at speaking

written by Jordass

| 5 months ago | CH

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I can't go through another 4 years of having our elected representative not be able to properly articulate his position; regardless if it differs from mine. It's like watching the verbal equivalent of a senior citizen trying to stop themselves from falling to the ground. You ever see that? It's like an extended slow-motion train wreck. At least get someone who can speak correctly.

written by videosiftbannedme

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Man, he sure likes Czechoslovakia!

written by brycewi19

| 5 months ago | CH

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An expcerpt from a real conversation overheard in the future:

Mccain: Bomb Iran.
General: Are you sure you mean Iran? just checking before I..
M: Wait no, I mean Al Queda. Bomb Al Queda.
G: Well, I would, but Al Queda's not a country.
M: Oh. Well in that case, bomb whatever country Putin is president of, I know he's in Al Queda
G: ummmm. well I'll give it a shot, Russia? I should bomb Russia?
M: No, Germany. Specifically Pakistan, Germany. Bomb them.
G: I'll get right on that. Sir. You just go back to eating your pudding.

written by iwastheturkey

| 5 months ago | CH

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McCain used to be sharp, now he's just too old and is losing it.

Used to be sharp? When? He graduated 5th from the BOTTOM of his class in the naval academy (yes thats 894th out of 899!), admittedly doesn't read, admittedly doesn't use the internet, and is now "as old as frankenstein" and apparently senile.

written by imstellar28

| 5 months ago | CH

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Damn, that's embarrassing. I felt bad for the dude. That pathetic little wimper-laugh would really get annoying after four WEEKS. Four years of this guy? Seriously?? This little compilation should be run in its entirety as an ad by the DNC. That would seal the deal for many people.

written by Biminim

| 5 months ago | CH

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This may not be a popular comment to make here on the sift. But I strongly agree with his position on delivering bottled hot water to dehydrated babies. It's the least they deserve.

written by entr0py | 5 months ago | CH

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wow. Bama's gotta be careful in the debates, embarrass McC too bad and he could get a pity vote.

written by Memorare

| 5 months ago | CH

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Half of Americans wanted Bush in office for 8 years, and that same half now wants this dumbass in office for 8 years. Who are your neighbors?

written by Xax

| 5 months ago | CH

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how does this not disqualify him from taking office?

can you do the same satire for kennedy?

written by MINK

| 5 months ago | CH

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"Ugh, damn this coollld weather... where's my hat? oh there it is."
*Gwugh-hem!*
"Who are you people? WHAAT? I'm giving a speech? What for? Oh i'm running for president? I'm old and scared..."

Better sound bites of McCain: Grandpa Simpson.

written by Creperum

| 5 months ago | CH

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That laugh really gets the crowd going.
"Thats not change we can believe in.. ehe.. ehe... uh.. ..eh.. eh."

written by BicycleRepairMan

| 5 months ago | CH

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Staring old age-right in the face... it can harsh...

written by bamdrew

| 5 months ago | CH

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Well. That was rather uncomfortable.

written by viewer_999

| 5 months ago | CH

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I hear he's getting to work in Nevada Nevada Nevada Nevada to develop new technology that keeps bottled water hot during delivery to all the dehydrated babies in ex-president Putin's Berlin before the Iranians, who happen to be training Al Qaeda across Pakistan's border in Czechoslovakia, can veto all the beers of the proud conservative liberal republicans.

written by lucky760

| 5 months ago | CH

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BTW, here's what they'd left on the cutting room floor: http://www.videosift.com/video/John-McCain-Dazed-and-Confused-BONUS-FOOTAGE

written by NetRunner

| 5 months ago | CH

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Oh look, he plugged his friend Shaq, how cute. Awwwwwwwkward.

written by AnimalsForCrackers

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Okay, I went through all the trouble of registration just so I could say this:

"Dehydrated babies."

written by nathanofborg | 5 months ago | CH

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hahaha the dehydrated babies line gets me every time. I don't even care if he says "hot water". The fact that dehydrated babies is compartmentalized in his head as something all of us are constantly worried about is great.

written by rottenseed

| 5 months ago | CH

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>> ^nathanofborg:
Okay, I went through all the trouble of registration just so I could say this:

"Dehydrated babies."

new ramen flavor?

written by iwastheturkey

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